WEAR A BURKA

Written by: Barry P. Foley
Copyright @ 14 July 2012 Göttingen

Men around the world, for a thousand years
Been admiring women's bodies, it brings us to tears
Cause now they get offened, when we look at they're rears
 We just don't understand

You wear a push-up bra, to make more of your breasts
Then you wear a thong, so everybody can see the rest
And when men stare, you demand an arrest
Then let me tell you what you should be  wearing

Chorus:
Wear a  burka, you will eliminate that problem
Wear a  burka,  men will never stare at your  bottom
Wear a  burka, don't have to get dressed up to go  shopping
Wear a  burka,  men will look you in the eye  when you're Not talking
Wear a  burka

Now you go to the beauty shop to pretty up your hair
Get matching earrings and necklaces with everything you wear
Then you go unbutton another one more, causing me to stare
Now whose damn fault is that!

You might think there's a way to compromise
To get men under control, with their wondering eyes
But let me tell you, ladies after one million tries
It just don't work!!  Ah-Huh!  So..........

Chorus:
Wear a burka, you will eliminate that problem
Wear a burka,  men will never stare at your  bottom
Wear a  burka, don't have to get dressed up to go  shopping
Wear a  burka,  men will look you in the eye  when you're Not talking
Wear a  burka

That’s all folks!