BLIND DATE
Written By: Barry P. Foley
Copyright © 19 OCT 2021
My text said 102 Clearbrook Lane, you can, pick me up at 8
I thought, well my buddy Dan finally came through, and got me a Blind Date
Her mama answered the door and said its nice to meet you Pete
In walks a Marilyn Monroe wannabee made my heart skip a beat
Not two minutes down the road, she grabbed my hand
Said, you know, I’ve got an idea, a slight change of plans
What you’d spend on for dinner and drinks, it’s pretty good fee
Let’s get a cheap motel, grab a bottle of Jack and hit the KFC
1st chorus
I said that would great, there a Motel 6 up a mile or so
We hit the drive-thru at the KFC and got a bucket to go
She did things I’ve only read about in, Playboy magazine
I tried my best to keep up, well you know what I mean
Waiting on round #2, she must have downed 6 shots of Jack
I had to hold her off a bit, giving me time to come back
She knew so many ways to please man, she plumb wore me out
But after 3 more shots of Jack, she went down for the count
I dozed off for a bit, woke up to the rising sun
Peaking through a hole in the shades, I just sat there stunned
So I snuggled up to her hoping we might make a go again
I was ready, if she was willing, but her hangover was kicking in
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While she took a shower I ran over to the Krispy Kream
She was drinking her coffee, checking her phone and she let out a scream
Said let me guess, you don’t work in the Mayor’s Office, and your name ain’t Pete
I said nope, I work down at NAPA Parts Store, and my name’s Bill!
TAG Best Blind Date I’ve ever been on, and my name’s Bill!
Actually is William, but I go by Bill,
but hey, babes can call me Pete, I’m okay with that
Even her Mama was hot